previous background: Sally and Patrick are good freinds, but with their friendship developing, each of them, especially Sally, has realised the love between them. Then once Sally said "I love Patrick" incidentally and unconsciously. Then this night, Patrick send Sally a text message, asked her to go for a bar. When Sally entered, found the bar be "Private Function".
前提期要：S和P是一对好朋友，随着他们的日常交往，两个人渐渐互生情愫，尤其是 S，甚至在一次Party上不自觉的说出“我爱P”。但是鉴于P是个“从来只有下半身才会充血”的人，他很久之后才意识到。于是那天晚上P给S发了一条短信约她到平常他们去的Bar里。S很开心的去了，还发现整个Bar都被P包下来了哈。
于是俺们的主角告白开始了：
前面一段我觉得太搞笑了，都是P赞扬S的一段话，什么我希望你是我妈妈，哦，不，奶奶之类的，没记台词。从一半开始：
P: Sally, you're the most wonderful woman, in the history of entire universe.
Since you have said what you said, I have a lot of time to think.
But obviously that isn't always possible.(就像我前面说的，P从来只好下半身充血。。。他自己也知道。。。)
Nonetheless, I have been able to consider your application.
And this is the point, the very important point.
Sally, you need someone good enough for you. You don't want some mutton-headed city boy who spend all his time thinking about his cars and his golf clubs.
You want someone who can love you the way you deserved to be loved. （看到这儿的时候俺开始飚眼泪了。。。。）
Sally, you need someone who will love you forever, properly.
You're my friend, Sally, and I want to see you with the best. （继续抹眼泪，我可怜的Sally啊，Partrick还是觉得做朋友更好吗？）
You need Mr. Amazing, Mr Incredibley Superbly, Fantastickness, and in your heart, I'm sure you know I am right.
于是，于是我们可怜的Sally也哽咽了，哭着说：
Sally: I don't want Mr. Amazing, Mr Incredibley Superbly, Fantastickness,
You Stupid Stupid ASS!
I want YOU!
Partrick这个时候无奈说：for god sake, sally.
Sally：WHAT?!WHAT?!
P:I was talking about ME!!
于是我就破涕为笑了。。。。。
这一大段是对coupling片尾曲的最好解释：
if you love me, say yes, but if you dont, confess, please don't say Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps.
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