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今天的物理学家,已经堕落到讲神讲鬼的地步了。不信?看看这部物理学名著叫什么吧:
他们说,构建我们的身体,以及宇宙万物的材料里头有鬼。
这些科学家脑袋进水了?他们凭什么拿到诺贝尔物理学奖的?
看来 Q博士(Q,Quantum,即“量子”也。)如果不来科普一下,我们这些凡夫俗子真就落伍了。
Q 博士神降平面国(视频:https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/gxIu0j-s7cY5AR4dwMlA1Q)
影片译文片段:
风神电影公司出品,《Q 博士神降平面国》
Q 博士:
欢迎来到平面国,一个只有两维的世界。这里只有前后左右,这个世界不存在上和下。
路人甲:
我问,“杜蒂去哪了?”阿雷说,“她出去了。”我说,“好吧。”
多蒂:
啊!
阿雷:
哪冒出来的?什么鬼东西!哈?
Q 博士:
在这里生活的两维众生没有三维物体的概念。这些平面国众生不知什么是立方体,不知球体和四面体等等我们所熟知的。从他们的二维视角看我的三维手指就像这样——
多蒂:
哦天啊!
阿雷:
这是啥啊?啊?
多蒂:
快跑啊!啊~啊~
Q 博士:
你好啊小圆。
小圆:
啊~
Q 博士:
哈哈,无知的恐惧。应该说是未知的恐惧,迷惑了。如果只能看到已知的,谁能发现未知的新事物?如何打破这自我的束缚?
你好啊小圆圆——
小圆:
啊!啊!!
Q 博士:
哈哈。
小圆:
啊!
Q 博士:
别怕。
小圆:
谁在讲话?啊!躲在哪?
Q 博士:
这就不好说了。我在异度空间,在你上面。
小圆:
啊~别别别说那字!
Q 博士:
啥字
小圆:
横竖横那个。啊!
Q 博士:
“上”吗?
小圆:
啊!啊啊啊!别别别说!
Q 博士:
好啦,那是啥意思?
小圆:
不知道!也不想知道!说那字会倒霉的。啊~,你 - 是 - 只 - 鬼?
Q 博士:
哈哈,不是。我只是比你多一个观察维度而已。我可以看到你还不能看到的。
小圆:
哦?比如呢?
Q 博士:
我想想……好!你储物室里有个保险柜,哈哈,里头有 12 枚硬币,一份遗嘱,一本护照。
小圆:
啊!?你怎么知道的?你到底是谁?难道是上帝?
Q 博士:
哈哈,跟你差不太多。你想想,由于我在你上面——
小圆:
啊!
Q 博士:
哈哈,用第三个维度看,我能看穿你这世界任何的东西。
小圆:
第三维度?你这疯鬼,只有两维。看!
Q 博士:
那我想摸摸你肚子里头的胃,我该咋办?
小圆:
噢,这得做手术,别无他法。啊~噢哈哈哈~哦哈哈~快停停!
Q 博士:
玩别的?
小圆:
玩啥?
Q 博士:
异度空间。
小圆:
噢!?
Q 博士:
那边。
小圆:
噢!不!好,但,会不会——死掉?我会有事吗?会怎样?
Q 博士:
你亲证之后就知道了。
小圆:
好吧。
Q 博士:
好极了。
小圆:
啊!!!原来如此!
Q 博士:
搞笑的是,我们最害怕的,竟然就是最震撼的。
2020 年 4 月 15 日,威廉译自
影片原版字幕:
Dr. Quantum (Q):
Welcome to Flatland, a world of only two dimensions. Only forwards and backwards, left and right. In this world there is no up and no down.
A passer-by:
And I said to Ray "Where's Dotty?" He said "Well she's out in Line." And I said "Well."
Dotty:
Ah~
Ray:
Ha! Where's that from? What the bleep is that thing? Ha!
Dr. Q:
In this world the two-dimensional beings that live here have no concept of three-dimensional. These two-dimensional Flatlanders have no understanding of cubes, spheres, tetrahedrons or yours truly. From their 2-D perspective my 3-D finger looks something like this.
Dotty:
Oh my gosh.
Ray:
What in the flat earth is that? Did you see that?
Dotty:
Ah! Run! Ah!!!
Dr. Q:
Hello little circle.
Circle:
Ah!!
Dr. Q:
Ha ha. Fear of the unknown or should I say not yet known? It's a puzzle. If we see only what we know, how does anyone ever see anything new the unknown? How do we ever get out of our box?
Hello little circle.
Circle:
Ah! ah!
Dr. Q:
Ha ha.
Circle:
Ah!
Dr. Q:
Don't be afraid.
Circle:
Who said that? Ah! Where are you?
Dr. Q:
This is always the tricky part to explain. I'm in another dimension another space. I am above you.
Circle:
Ah!! No never never use that word.
Dr. Q:
What word?
Circle:
The "A" word. Ah!!
Dr. Q:
Above?
Circle:
Ah! Ahahah! It's forbidden.
Dr. Q:
Well, what do you think it means?
Circle:
I don't know and I don't want to know. You can be severely punished if you use that word. Oh! Are you a ghost?
Dr. Q:
Ha ha, I hope not. I just have a different perspective than you do. I can see things in a way
Circle:
Oh yeah? Like what?
Dr. Q:
Well...okay. You have a safe hidden in your pantry. Ha ha! And inside it you have 12 coins, a will and a passport.
Circle:
Ha! How did you know that? What are you? Are you a god?
Dr. Q:
Ha! Well, no more than you. you see since I am above you...
Circle:
Ah~
Dr. Q:
Hahahaha...in the third dimension I can see inside things in your world.
Circle:
Third dimension? You are a crazy ghost. There's only two. Look.
Dr. Q:
So if I were to touch the inside of your stomach, how would I do that?
Circle:
Oh! you'd have to cut through my skin. Otherwise it's impossible.
Circle:
Oh! Oh-hahaha. Oh-haha. Stop stop.
Dr. Q:
Ready for more?
Circle:
More what?
Dr. Q:
Dimensions.
Circle:
Oh.
Dr. Q:
Directions.
Circle:
Uh no. Yes. But...but there aren't any...more? What will happen to me? What will I become?
Dr. Q:
You'd have to become it to know.
Circle:
Okay.
Dr. Q:
Excellent.
Circle:
Ah!!! I never knew.
Dr. Q:
Isn't it funny? That which we are most afraid of is what thrills us the most.
选自电影《What the Bleep!?: Down the Rabbit Hole》(2006)字幕:
https://subscene.com/subtitles/what-the-bleep-down-the-rabbit-hole/english/1723942
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