1. -“Hey, Quagmire, you don't wait for the girl to walk past and glance back at her.You gotta spot her from 15 feet away, turn then wait for her to walk into your line of vision.”
-"What do you mean?"
-"Don't you get it? You can't help if her butt walks where you're looking. "
2.-"That's one of those things they don't tell you,huh? "
-"What?"
-"That you're still gonna be jerking off after you get married. I mean, I thought that was just gonna be a teenage thing, right?"
-"Yeah, I didn't see that one coming."
3.-"Thanks for coming to the war room, old chap. By the way, did I mention that my wife's vagina never goes above 71% humidity? ...... "
-"What happens if you lose power during a blow and your main generator drops out?"
-"That's why we had the backup genny installed in Britney's rumpus. ... ... "
-"And there's room in there with the stick in there?"
-"We had to rotate the stick a little. "
-"But then it gives you a little room to get it up there!"
-"Absolutely. Can wedge anything in that ass."
4-"You must be from Ireland because when I look at you my penis is Dublin ('Doubling') ."
5.-"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
-"No, how much?"
-"Enough to break the ice."
6.-"Would you like to try the Australian kiss? It's a lot like the French kiss except down under."
7-“Can I get a rub-and-tug and finish off with a tea bag, please?”
8-"I love you and only you. And I am gonna treat you like the queen that you are for the rest of your days. "
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