Helen：I hope you don't feel odd or anything because you are wearing a woman's robe.
Bob: Oh, no, not at all. In fact I was just thinking I look just like, um, Jack Lemmom did in that movie...where he dressed up like a girl, remember?
Helen： 我希望你不要觉得奇怪因为你穿着女人的睡袍。
Bob： 噢一点都不。实际上我觉得我看起来像，额，杰克.莱蒙的那部电影，就是他打扮成女孩子，记得吗？（托尼.柯蒂斯你就这样致敬你在《热情似火》中的好基友是么。。。）
Helen：You know, when you smile like that, you *do* look like Jack Lemon!
Helen：你知道吗，当你那样（猥琐地）笑，你“的确”很像杰克.莱蒙。。。= =
Frank Luther Broderick: Girls, look! It's my wife. She used to work here. She married the boss. See? If you're nice to me, maybe you can marry me.
Frank（很激动地）：姑娘们快看！这是我老婆，她曾经在这里工作。她嫁给了老版，看吧！如果你们对我好，工作得称职，也许你们将来也可以嫁给我！
Bob：Helen, I must see you. Have lunch with me.
Helen: I will not have lunch with you.
Bob: Why, aren't you hungry?
Bob: Helen我必须见你，和我一起吃午饭吧。
Helen： 我不会和你一起吃午饭。
Bob：为毛啊，你难道不会饿吗。。（一脸呆萌。。。）
Bob：I'll kill myself, I'll come to your office and I'll kill myself...Then meet me in a public place, somewhere where I can't possibly behave the way I want to..How about the zoo？
我会自杀，我会到你的办公室自杀！。。。那就和我在公共场所约好，一个我不会做出这种行为的地方。。。动物园咋样？？
Sylvia: You're trying to tell me that Frank has two wives?
Helen:(摇头，比了一个3的手势)
Sylvia: No wander I don't have any clothes.
(一脸呆萌地说)：难怪我都没啥衣服穿。。。。
Helen：And I was almost fourth.(我差点就成第4个了。。)
Helen: ...Your husband is a very sick man.
Sylvia: Yeah, he's about to pass away.
Helen: 你的丈夫是个很病态的人！
Sylvia:(阴笑)是啊，他差不多快挂了。
Sylvia: Operator, give me the police!Of course it's an emergency！A man is going to be murdered in a few minutes if they don't save him!(这片最萌最喜感的就是Bacall啦哈哈~)
Helen Gurley Brown: I'm going to Fiji, where the women are women and the men are worms!
Helen：我要去富士山，那里女人都是女人男人都是蠕虫！（不解。。。）
Rudy: Where is the driver?
Sylvia: I had to throw him out.
Gretchen: Bob, Bob!
Slyvia: Frank, Frank!
Rudy: Helen, Helen!
Frank: Sylvia, Sylvia!
Driver: My taxi, my taxi!
Motorcycle Cop: My motorcycle, my motorcycle!
(场面还能更混乱点么。。。)
Motorcycle Cop: I want to see everybody's license! I want to see your driver's license, pilot license, transport license, hangar license, building license and see your license license. And everybody everywhere is under arrest!
其实还有好多好耍的台词，结合着演员的表演就更搞笑啦！
除了最后的追车戏很搞笑以外，还有白考尔和方达的结婚纪念日，两人用很丑很别扭的姿势跳舞，在场所有人都像傻逼一样夸张地流眼泪，我直接笑晕~~~
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