当哈利遇到莎莉

摘录：

男主的悲观主义

Harry: You’re too busy being happy. You ever think about death? Sure you do, a fleeting thought that drifts in and out of the transom of your mind. I spend hours, I spend days.

Sally: And you think this makes you a better person?

Harry: Look, when the shit comes down, I’m gonna be prepared, and you’re not.

Sally: In the meantime, you’re gonna ruin your whole life waiting for it.

第一次关于男女友情的讨论

Harry: Can’t a man say a woman is attractive without it being a come-on?

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Sally: Harry, we are just going to be friends, okay?

Harry: Great. Friends. It’s the best thing. You realize, of course, that we could never be friends… Is that men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always get in the way.

Sally: That’s not true, I have a number of men friends, and there is no sex involved.

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Harry: What I’m saying is they all want to have sex with you… Because no men can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.

Sally: What if they don’t want to have sex with you?

Harry: Doesn’t matter, because the sex thing is already out there so the friendships ultimately doomed, and that’s the end of the story.

Sally: I guess we’re not gonna be friends, then.

这里笑死我，写台词的人非常可以。

Sally: There is no point in my going out with someone I might really like if I met him at the right time but who right now has no chance of being anything to me but a transitional men.

Marie: Okay, but don’t wait too long. Remember what happened with David Warsaw? His wife left him, and everyone said, “Give him some time. Don’t move in too fast.” Six months later, he was dead.

Sally: What are you saying, I should get married to someone right away in case he’s about to die?

Another GF: At least you could say you were married.

Marie: I’m saying the right man could be right here right now, and if you don’t grab him, someone else will, and you’ll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that someone else is married to your husband.

双方对婚姻的需求不同

Sally: When Joe and I started seeing each other. We wanted exactly the same thing. We wanted to live together but we didn’t want to get married because everytime anyone we knew got married, it ruined their relationship. They practically never has sex again… Joe and I used to talk about it and we’d say “we’re so lucky. We have this wonderful relationship. We can fly off to Rome on a moment’s notice.” And then one day, I was taking Alice’s little girl for the afternoon, cuz I promised to take her to the circus. And we were in the cab playing I Spy. I spy a mailbox. I spy a lamppost. And she looked out the window and saw this man and this woman with these two little kids, and the man had one of the little kids on his shoulders. And she said “I spy a family.”. And I started to cry. I went home and said “The thing is, Joe, we never do fly off to Rome on a moment’s notice.”

Harry觉得发生关系难度比交心小，Sally觉得要先交心才可以发生关系。男女思维差异hhhh

Harry: I got so upset, I had to leave the restaurant.

Sally: Harry, I think this takes a long time. It might be months before we’re actually able to enjoy going out with someone new. And maybe longer before we’re actually able to go to bed with someone new.

Harry: Oh, I went to bed with her.

Sally 一脸怀疑人生hhh

Harry遇到前妻后悲观主义大爆发

Harry: Right now everything is great. Everyone’s happy, everyone’s in love. And that’s wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you’re gonna be screaming at each other about who’s gonna get this dish. This 8 dollars dish will cost you 1000 dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That’s Mine, This is yours. Jess, Marie, do me a favor for your own good, put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you don’t know whose is whose. Because someday, believe it or not, you’ll go 15 rounds over who’s gonna get this coffee table. This stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale coffee table!

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Marie: I want you to know… that I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table.

神tm哈哈哈哈

Sally：All this time I’ve been saying that he didn’t want to get married. But the truth is, he didn’t want to marry me.

Harry: If you could take him back right now, would you?

Sally: No! But why didn’t he want to marry me! What’s the matter with me?

损友哈哈哈哈

Jess: I’d like to propose a toast to Harry and Sally. If Marie or I had found either of them remotely attractive, we would not be here today.(wedding)

最后把我感动到了，我果然还是喜欢浪漫

Sally: I know you’re feeling lonely, but you just can’t show up here, tell me you love me and expect that to make everything alright. It doesn’t work this way.

Harry: How about this way? I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spent a day with you, I can smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you’re the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.